After leaving my big love I had several affairs.
I flirted with paragliding. And broke my wrist.
I fancied kite surfing. And nearly drunk.
I had a crush on wakeboarding.
Was attracted to scuba diving.
And played around with pole dancing, salsa & swing.
Snowboarding was the only romance that lasted a little longer.
Until I cheated with skiing and tore my cruciate ligament.